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THE WORLD'S MOST AMAZING |
Imagine a product so remarkable that people rush the stage to buy it! Imagine a memory elixir with virtues beyond your wildest dreams! Imagine a pitchman so dynamic that you'll be thrilled by every word! Imagine a show of laughter and wonder, high-speed oratory and astonishing feats! Journey beyond the everyday world with DR. WILSON'S MEMORY ELIXIR: an old-time medicine show for the crowning achievement of modern medical science! Don't take our word for it! Read the
testimonials! |
You'll see amazing feats of memory including:
On truly memorable occasions, Dr. Wilson performs sideshow feats like the incredible Path of Pain.
Impossible? No, you'll see these very feats with your own eyes! Be prepared to cast aside your beliefs about the limits of the human mind!
In addition, you'll hear a pitch so smooth, so loaded with verbal pyrotechnics, that fans say it would be a great show without any astounding feats at all!
But wait - there's more! Dr. Wilson's Memory Elixir packs small and plays big! There is no need for stage lighting, stage hands or crew! Dr. Wilson's Memory Elixir could be pitched in a county fair, the town square, a small dance hall, a dining room, or anywhere your group can gather to soar away on wings of imagination!
Don't take our word for it! Read the
testimonials! See what the critics have to say:
"Incredible" |
"Pretty darn amazing" |
"Amazing" |
Chris Dougherty, Mount Desert Islander |
Nan Lincoln, Bar Harbor Times |
Maine Public Radio |